The Grim Reaper
We have all taken a vow here. We’ve got your back. We’ll use all of the tools at our disposal to keep you informed. We are your private research group. Your support has enabled us to say what we need to say and do what we need to do. We and I mean all of us have dedicated our lives to keeping you informed. The problem is that most sources of information either A: don’t know what they’re talking about or B: refuse to tell you the truth because it’s not in their vested interest. There are a lot more B’s out there than A’s. Oh by the way, we’re C’s. And the C’s are the people who are dedicated to you, would die for you and have taken a vow to keep you healthy and keep you wealthy.